“Analogue Dollars for Digital Cents”
Me trying to explain about the ratio between internet and IRL; what internet business is worth compared to real life business. However, internet has greater ways of recognition for a wider audience…yeah yeah whatever. Cool quote, right? Thanks to Kevin Rose for that one! I just love quoting, but there times when the quote and the audience has a perfect timing, so it just gets a slam dunk’da funk.
“I had an affair with Hillary Clinton, now see where I am at”
Me trying to utilize the possible ways of becoming homeless by printing a catchy text screensaver for my office computer. Now, people interpret this quote as me being very unhappy with my position at the company. Lovely and catchy. Perfect for the upcoming vote-or-die campaigns. Where’s Daddy Puffy Puff Puff at?
“This sample is homo, should I control with the CE sample too?”
Now, it’s not always easy to know how to handle homo samples on the computer. I’ll try to explain…
I analyze DNA in a program, right? So this time I was analyzing a C-Genetic donor sample and found out that both Exons 2 and 3 had the same mutations, which we sumarize as homo mutation. I asked “Niclas” (which actually got this name as a counter reaction from my part when he called me “Mr Kipong” which seems to be a Korean movie character and (in real life) a handsome guy), and I hear a big Laugh Out Loud from “Harry” (getting his nickname from Harry Potter, which I have never seen (the movie that is) but the looks are identical – - off the record). Not homosexual DNA samples, but homo mutations. Learn!
“It’s bpe outside…bpe bpe”
Getting halfway down to punch out for the day around 7-8 pm I see “Ms Hooti” (the word hottie with that Southeast Asian swing in it) which actually is meant to honor her elegant looks and hyped-up glasses. I try to keep the good spirit up along the walk we’re having down to the out-puncher machine (or whatever you’d call that hi-tech hand scanner). Trying to remember the word for rain, which I knew has a bp sound (like a B-popping sound with bulging lips), I managed to say bpe which means blood. The correct word for rain is Bpi, almost like the mathematical constant π, pi.
Synopsis of the day you’d ask for, huh?
My faux pas of the day was when (1) giving a ring to my beloved co-worker (which is becoming an electronic lova’ fo’ sho’, heh) for her patience with my all-day-round mockery, (2) eating Kimchi with chopsticks and slurping a lil’ bit to blend in when they’re eating (slurping) soup, and (3) greeting Anyeo Haa-Seyo to the senior employees in the morning and Anyeo to the “kids” (my nearby associates).
Still I am carrying around a little bit anxiety when it comes to “Ms W” which seems to completely forgotten our good moments of leisure.
Regards,
Your man in the tall standing nation
Sina a.k.a John Cena